I am going to meet my dad for dinner. I am in traffic getting there but it is all pedestrian type traffic. I am riding a segway type vehicle. everyone around me is on a segway, bicycle or things of the sort. Everyone around me is tribal looking people all riding as a group. I feel welcomed among them but out of place. I start randomly chanting and they all start chanting with me as we ride down the road. I am very humbled by this. I dont think I am chanting very well. I pull up to the restaurant. It is a giant china buffet. All the tribal folk are smiling at me but I know they arent coming in with me. I go in, the inside looks like a music venue with a big stage. There is a huge woman eating that has an abnormally shaped stomach. I dont think se looks fat just strange but she looks at me and says Im already 300 lbs and I dont care. I eat what I want!I get to the table and my dad has already ordered It is food that I wouldnt normally eat but it tastes good.
Tribal Escort