Star, whatever you are, I accept you.
A dwarf of whatever hue, I accept you.
Be you light or dark, I accept you.
If you happen to be some attempt at a grand manipulation of my senses as offered through the personal/collective observation of media processes, I accept you.
If you happen to merely be some hyperbolic comet, I accept you.
If the patterns of gravitational relationship that have revealed themselves every time you, my planet, and my Sun have entered into alignment represent mere "coincidence", I accept you. (Chile and New Zealand earthquakes)
If the pattern of gravitational relationship that has revealed itself when you crossed over the ecliptic plane represent mere "coincidence", I accept you. (Japan earthquake)
If your fly by is merely a sight of magnitude that ranges from 6 to 0, I accept you.
If your passage through our solar system from the dates of (Gregorian style) September 19th through November 23rd bring a series of cataclysmic events from the addition of your gravity well, I accept you.
If your passage through our solar system from the dates of (Gregorian style) September 19th through November 23rd do nothing and is not even noticed by my naked senses, I accept you.
Whatever you are, object being hailed as Elenin/Nibiru, I accept you.
Nibiru fever is in full effect!