Wearing a horrible Winnie the Pooh skirt (puffy) and a shirt with Winnie the Pooh's diploma on it at a mall. This is not the worst outfit that I could've bought. I am with Tony. There are animal costumes (birds and muppets) available for toddlers.
Eating in a restaurant. Rude questions by staff, but Matthew really likes this place. Then it turns into my parent's kitchen for a moment.
Trying on my crazy, high school DIY clothes with my sisters. Multi-colored metallic leather motorcycle jackets. Floor length turquoise leopard duster; a spiked fleece with hood. There are moths in the closet, as evidenced by an unraveling green sweater. I discover biscotti and ranch and a book in the closet, left there by my mother. My sister and I express disdain.
There is a rat hole by my bed. Rat capture in my childhood bedroom. I shriek when I try to handle the rat, my sister Nina is better at capturing it. Put it in paper grocery bag, rat keeps eating through. We take it outside to the patio. He falls out of the bottom of the bag, along with old chips and guacamole that we found in my closet.
College starts on Tuesday (map included), maybe Wednesday. I'm going to Las Vegas with my family until Tuesday, and I'd rather fly from there to Entera, Mexico or the Dominican Republic, instead of flying BACK to Pittsburgh and fly from there and be late for the start of school.
Flights get all messed up. My dad and I decide we have to leave the mall really fast. I'm standing with Tony, suddenly I run, and at the count of 3 I run to the car in the rain. I'm faster than sight allows people to see what's going on! Something about cheese - is there nacho cheese everywhere? - I'm squeezing into the car. There are two other children in the car. Mom's in driver's seat. Fat people crossing the street without a crosswalk. Still raining.
Stevie's open backed shirt and low slung shorts cause her keys to get stuck to her back. A sister-type intervenes.
My cousin Jason, who looks like cousin Rob, is depressed and leaves.
I'm wearing a shiny DIY Rancid top/bathing suit that looks pretty awesome. My blanket keeps falling off.
Wacky sideways shaped phones. I've seen them before. Han Solo makes me call Karen. I get through, while watching Steve Lee as deity/priest of death deliver last rites to someone. Karen tells me she is dying presently.
Who shall I say is calling? I ask Han. He says, "tell her 'Merchant Plaza."
"Merchant Plaza is calling. It's urgent, obviously"
"You are such a mean person." She says, knowing exactly whom I called her for.
I think you're pretty mean too. She laughs.
"May he feel...that he exists."
Han gets on the line, but she has already hung up.
Star Wars. Gigantic robots say something telling Storm Troopers that their flight is leaving. Storm troopers were about 3 feet tall. Storm trooper has to run through the woods to get beamed up by a space ship. He does.
I wake up convulsing, or at least thinking that I'm convulsing.