loading
jeremiahphreak
6
2
starlight
5118
dream
over 8 years ago
entries
strange
walked
house
bottom
coffee
god-man
mall
brandon
mountain
bathroom
hit
finger
piss
shoes
urinal
black
524
Pissing on the black god-man.

We were driving on the old Jacks Mountain looking for a friends house. Brandon, Nick, and I. We couldn't find his house, who he was I'm not sure. We turned around to go back and like usual Brandon was driving too fucking fast.

We hit the shoulder and fell off the side of the mountian. The car tumbled over and over. Somehow I managed not to hurt myself by the time we hit the bottom. I wasn't wearing a seatbelt. We dragged each other out of the car. At the bottom of the mountain we dusted ourselves off and we saw that the mall was right there.

I was thirsty. We walked into the mall.

We stopped at a coffee shop in the mall to order our drinks, but something was wrong with the coffee machine. I was behind the counter working on the thing, when I realised... 'WTF am I doing here'. I realized we were all actually dead.

I was soo sad and tried to share that with my friends who were feeling indifferent. I felt the need to relieve my bladder, so I left to search for the bathroom. I walked around to my right once inside the bathroom, and the urinal I chose was very strange. I don't remember how strange, but I remember it was large and alien-like.

There is a strange black man sitting/standing on the urinal to my right looking at me.

As I start to piss in the urinal, the man points his finger at me and my piss comes out of his finger and hits my shoes. He laughs like hell and my shoes get soaked.

I realize this man is god or gods messenger, and the toilet was some strange portal. I pissed in it? This guy and I talk for a while, but I can't remember what we talked about.

strange
dream dictionaries
urinal
dream dictionaries
mall
dream dictionaries
hit
dream dictionaries
mountain
dream dictionaries
house
dream dictionaries
shoes
dream dictionaries
coffee
dream dictionaries
finger
dream dictionaries
bathroom
dream dictionaries
theta b3.0
random dream...
Join now!