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My personal dream Hall of Fame...

I'm just going to recount a few classic dreams I've had, some of them many years old, that for whatever reason have stuck with me.

Dream 1 - Bruce Willis
I am floating in outer space in an astronaut suit with Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis slowly glances over at me with that classic serious sort of pained expression he makes and says, almost nonchalantly: "planet earth is going to explode in 15 seconds." I'm like "what? NOOOOO!!!" and sure enough in 15 seconds BOOM. Earth explodes in fantastic eruption of light and color. Somehow none of this hurts either of us. Eventually we ended up on a different planet that had temples which were sort of hybrids of egyptian, aztec, and sumerian designs and we were flying, but things get pretty blurry at that point.

Dream 2 - Oil Rig Monster
This one is from when I was very young. My friend Matt and I are in my parent's back yard and there is a massive oil rig floating in the sky that is moving extremely slowly but is definitely coming after us. It fills me with indescribable horror and we run screaming from this oil rig behemoth monster thing. In retrospect this dream is just so absurdly and hilariously excellent I couldn't resist retelling it here for posterity's sake.

Dream 3 - The Father's Parting Gift
Also from my youth and involving the same friend Matt. Matt's father has died and in his will left Matt his magnificent pirate ship. The thing is a real beauty and looks like a Spanish Galleon. The problem is that Matt's older brother is furious about being left out of the will. Matt in I are hanging out in the captain's quarters laughing and having a good time when his brother Luke arrives with a pistol and fires a few shots around our heads and shouts, "You have 3 days to give me the ship or you are dead. HAHAHAHA!" This of course terrified us. I spy on Luke for awhile I watch him wearing a black cloak approach an altar and place a single silver rose in a bowl of blood, suggesting some kind of bizarre occult ritual. I told this to Matt and we both agreed: something would have to be done about Luke. We reasoned since Luke is big and strong though, we must sail to this one island full of pirates and hire someone else to kill him. The dream sort of trailed of at that point but you could tell it was going in a cool direction.

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